BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
NONE: nobody likes you
oh my fucking god
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god
shots. fucking. fired.
rape trigger warning
This is why I fucking love Amy Schumer
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like, I’m the bee.
The Queen of Pollen and Honey
i give up on the frozen fandom
If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.
This is the best gif you’ll ever see
remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it
Okay, I know it wouldn’t work but I’m dumb so I tried, and now that you’ve made me waste 15 minutes of my life, eXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.
The pieces actually grow bigger as they slide.
I will fucking murder the pieces of shit who did this.
avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this