Today is my birthday and I’m ending the day feeling like a satisfied, sleepy sloth, gently being carried away by a bagillion balloons!
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it
You were pleased, because you always wanted to read about yourself on Tumblr.
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.